she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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