if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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