Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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