thus making me awesome and them whores
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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