great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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