normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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