please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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