take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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