he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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