tell your sister to shave her snatch
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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