hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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