After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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