YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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