He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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