If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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