Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
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