If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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