The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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