She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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