He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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