he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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