is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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