i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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