OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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