What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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