Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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