On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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