I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
