batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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