So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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