if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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