I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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