I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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