I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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