just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
