if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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