1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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