Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.