Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down