Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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