Buhtt sex?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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