what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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