Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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