Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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