You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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