3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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