As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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