Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
The Olympian is in my bed
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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