He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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