he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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