she woke up with a sticky ear
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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