Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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