office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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