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(847): View more from Illinois

after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."

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(516): View more from New York

i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.

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(785): View more from Kansas

My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??

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(480): View more from Arizona

Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it

(317): View more from Indiana

is it necessary to steal the whole car?

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