yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......